17 Google Gemini Teacher Prompts So Good My Principal Asked for My “Secret Weapon”
I don’t use Google Gemini the way Google wants me to.
I use it like a full-time co-teacher who never sleeps, never judges, and costs zero dollars.
Here are the 17 twisted, slightly unhinged Gemini prompts I actually use every single week in 2025 and 2026 — the ones that turned me from “barely surviving” to “teacher of the month” without staying late or grading on weekends.
Planning and Prep (Save 3 to 5 Hours Every Week)
1. Instant 5-E Lesson Plan
Prompt: “Act as a master teacher. Create a complete 5 E lesson plan (Engage, Explore, Explain, Elaborate, Evaluate) for [topic] [grade] that includes timers, brain breaks, differentiation, and one viral style hook in the first three minutes.”
2. Emergency Sub Plans While I’m in Bed
Prompt: “I’m sick today. Write detailed, warm sub plans for [grade] for today’s schedule. Include seating chart notes, three no prep activities, and a funny teacher anecdote so the sub likes me.”
Behavior and Classroom Management
3. Custom Behavior Contract That Actually Works
Prompt: “Write a positive, funny behavior contract for [student name] who [specific quirk]. Make it sound like it was co written by the kid and include anime style level up rewards.”
4. Parent Email That Fixes Everything
Prompt: “Draft a calm, kind parent email about [behavior] that ends with three strengths and one collaborative next step. Tone warm but firm. Zero blame.”
Grading and Feedback
5. Report Card Comments in Eleven Seconds
Prompt: “Write five warm, specific report card comments for [student name], strong in [strength], growing in [area]. Include one academic win, one social win, and one proud line. Four sentences max.”
6. Audio Feedback Kids Actually Listen To
Prompt: “Turn this written essay feedback into a sixty second voice note script I can record on my phone. Sound like a supportive coach, not a robot.”
Student Engagement Hacks
7. Choose-Your-Own-Adventure Review Game
Prompt: “Create a ten slide choose your own adventure story where correct answers let students save the school from a zombie apocalypse. Include funny consequences for wrong answers.”
8. Viral TikTok Style Hook in Fifteen Seconds
Prompt: “Give me a fifteen second TikTok hook I can film to introduce [topic] that will make my students yell ‘no way’.”
Parent Communication and Admin
9. Friday Newsletter Parents Actually Read
Prompt: “Write this week’s parent newsletter. Include three wins, two reminders, one funny moment, and make parents laugh twice. Under 250 words, bilingual English and Spanish.”
10. Admin Walk Through Survival Script
Prompt: “Script a two minute mini lesson demonstration for tomorrow’s observation on [standard] that looks effortless and hits every Danielson domain.”
Self Care and Sanity (Yes, Gemini Does This Too)
11. End-of-Day Decompression
Prompt: “Act as my therapist. I just had a rough teaching day. Help me process it in four bullet points and end with one kind thing I’m allowed to tell myself tonight.”
12. Guilt Free Weekend Plan
Prompt: “Plan me a joyful weekend under thirty dollars as a burned out teacher. Include one thing that feels like a hug.”
Bonus Level Prompts (The “Illegal” Ones)
13. Turn any boring worksheet into an anime episode summary
14. Generate twenty five differentiated versions of the same text
15. Write IEPs that don’t sound like IEPs
16. Create a full week of bell ringers from one picture book
17. Make a Bitmoji classroom tour video script that gets one thousand parent views
Drop your biggest teaching headache below and I’ll run one of these prompts live and hand you the result for free.
Stop using Gemini like a normal person.
Start using it like the overworked teacher who refuses to stay late ever again.
